D-Lab 2008

Dad?

In a shocking new development, Danger has sidestepped his roll as D-Lab’s Chief “F” Officer and taken on the new title of “Dad.” Dangerous? I’m afraid not. He’s about as dangerous now as he was on the bench of his middle school football team. In shedding his previous title, he has turned his unique talents towards more productive efforts like contract negotiation and flower arranging.

As compensation for his new promotion, he will be granted company housing on the couch in D-Lab’s Libertad Street office and one additional board seat.